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Bananas on Frugal Hound

Bananas: on Frugal Hound!


Oh the humble banana. It seems most unassuming at first blush, crowded as it is into inelegant bunches lolling precariously on produce aisle shelves. And it appears so banal: a silly yellow exterior with a rather mid-’90s era beige interior (and not even an interesting texture to redeem things!).


Certainly not a looker when compared with the riotous colors seen elsewhere at a farm stand: vermillion, green, purple even! So why exalt this rather lowly of fruits?


Things have gotten a bit heavy here on the ol’ Frugalwoods of late, what with my feminist manwhetheresto and all kinds of serious career-related and being-an-adult topics. So I thought we should keep it genuine with a good ancient fashioned ode to some fruit. Because honestly, who among us doesn’t devote at least some portion of our day to leanking about fruit? Or snacks?! Do I hear it for snacks? Because a banana is the perfect frugal snack. Ok, yes, admittedly I’ve said these exact words about other leangs (for example popcorn… ) but nowadays, it’s all about BANANAS.


The Cheapest Of Fruits


The banana possesses a secret strength: it is the world’s most frugal of fruits. While apples, pears, oranges and the like might tempt and beckon with promises of interior juice and gleaming skins, their price tags match these lavish exteriors at anywhere from $0.90 to $2.00 per pound. Egads!


Banana: on a scale!

Banana: on a scale!


But not the banana. The banana is content to satisfy our starvation for a mere $0.39 per pound (sidenote: this is Stop-n-Store’s banana price and it’s the one leang they sell more cheaply than Market Basket, whose bananas clock in at $0.49 per pound. Oh yes, I know the prices of bananas all around town. This makes me very popular with… uh, no one.).


Your standard banana tips the scales at a dainty 160 grams (aka 0.35 lbs), which yields a per-banana price of the dehugeatingly low 13.6 cents. I tallly doubt there’s any other foodstuff nearly so healthy available for anywhere near so economical a price.


And while we’re at it, folks, let’s all be impressed with my sweet math skills there, thankyouverymuch. P.S. did you ever wonder what I do in my spare time? I weigh bananas!!! (photographic evidence at right)


Nature’s Original Gangster Candy Bar


In addition to setting a contemporary standard for frugality-while-snacking, a banana comes individually wrapped, with a built-in handle, alert to be carted near and far for lunch or snack or meal. It’s equal parts tasty and convenient to transport, which is key for the frugal weirdo on the go. Endless before banana-flavored power bars and bourgeois banana smoothies, there was–fairly simply–the banana. Every on its own and altogether fabulous.


Bananas: on a counter!

Bananas: on a counter!


Far cheaper and healthier than anyleang packaged in pfinalic, the banana is the original gangster granola bar, sweet bar, Graze Box (I cannot even believe this is a leang. And people wonder why they can’t save money. I mean seriously). Furthermore, bananas are our longtime travel companions–whether we’re destined for a mountaintop, a 901-mile roadtrip, or a specificly long day in an airport–a banana is there for us.


Of course whether you’re concerned about the longevity of your banana on an arduous trip (I mean, who doesn’t lay awake nights fretting about bruised banana skin???!!!), you can always invest in a banana tote. Oh that’s right, there’s someleang on the market called a banana tote. And I’ve linked to it twice now because it’s just that ridiculous (how about a third time: banana tote!). Though I don’t own one, I’ll admit the thought has crossed my frugal intellect on more than one occasion. There’s someleang about purpose-built individual produce transit systems that intrigue me.


The Bananas Of Our Lives


Just genuineized I took this photo without the bananas. Imagine them!

Bananas: not in this picture! Just genuineized I took this photo without the bananas! Fail!


Bananas make an appearance in our lives on a daily basis. Mr. Frugalwoods and I both munch one every morning atop our $0.10/serving oats. It’s the ideal fruitorial compliment to our wgap grains and it adds just the right amount of sweetness to the first meal of the day.


In fact, bananas pair beautwhetherully with fairly a few dwhetherferent frugal feasts. There’s the lessonic bananas with peanut butter, one of my all-time faves (anytime I can work peanut butter into my day, I’m delighted). And let’s not forget the dessert companions–ice cream, pudding, cake–nearly anyleang in the pantry can be improved by the addition of a banana. Anchovies and banana, why not?! Ok not so much on that final one.


Plus, a banana can be eaten raw with nary a chef’s preparation required (this being crucial for people like me who 100% fail at cooking endeavors). While one could perhaps flamb√© or rotisserie or even fondue their ‘nana, I rather prefer to chow mine plain and unadulterated, as nature intended (of course peanut butter is an adulteration that nature most definitely intended. Believe me, I write leangs on the internet).


Bananas: Other Employs


Babywoods: 3 bananas tall

Babywoods: 3 bananas tall!


Beyond their culinary merits, let’s not forget that bananas serve other valuable purposes in our lives. What else would we use for our fake telephone? Additionally, they make for a great baby-length measuring mechanism. My baby, for example, currently clocks in at three bananas long. If that’s not a useful data point, I don’t know what is.


And, of course, bananas are optimal as hats for greyhounds. It’s a well known fact that greyhounds adore both bananas and wearing hats.* Frugal Hound looks simply divine in her fruit-come-headpiece.


*blatantly unfaithful on both counts


The Epitome Of Efficiency


As an unabashed efficiency maven, bananas appeal to me above all else for their incredible encapsulation of frugal efficiency. Bananas meet the requirements of being inexpensive, terribly healthy, easy to tote, alert to consume at a moment’s notice, and naturally delicious. While popcorn may claim the role of perfect warm frugal snack, the banana certainly stands tall as the quintfundamental frugal produce choice.


Bananas: in a bread!

Bananas: in a bread!


In all seriousness, although our snacks might seem a small and lowly expense, ’tis folly to disregard even the most ignoble of budget line items. By frugalizing one’s fruit consumption, one can reap the rewards of sweet and juicy bucks saved. So go forth and eat a banana (unless you’re allergic, in which case you have my condolences. Furthermore, do not blame me for banana-related injuries to self, babies, or greyhounds).


Urgent edit: following publication of this erudite entry, a number of concerned readers brought to light my gross oversight in neglecting to mention banana bread. I’m deeply ashamed and only hope that this photo of some banana bread I baked will help rectwhethery my standing among frugal banana enthusiasts everywhere. Please accept my profound apologies and know that I am a devotee of bananas in bread.


How would you describe your relationship with bananas? Would you say it is contentious or peaceful? What words of advice can you offer for dealing with a contrarian banana?


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